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Okay, look. I know that humans thrive on making up ways to keep other humans from living their lives in peace, but the whole gay marriage ‘debate’ needs to stop. …

People have got to stop urinating on my street. And no, I’m not talking about homeless people and I’m not talking about drunk college kids either. I’m talking about normal …

Mixed signals. The worst of the worst is mixed signals. Girls, you know what I’m talking about: when every little thing between you and him seems like a rather big …

Weddings are probably the single most ‘bitchable’ event in our lives. They give every person involved, from planning to reception, paid employee to most honored guest with a perfectly reasonable …

Dear NASA, Stop being such a cock tease already. You really had me there with your Arsenic-based life forms. I had a serious science-fiction-turned-fact hard-on for you. But then you …

My parents met in a bar, both alcoholics at the time. My dad fell in love with my mom, who, of course, wanted nothing to do with him and his …

Being tolerant of intolerance is undermining the justice that is inherent in the word itself. That is to say, the ‘politically correct’ position that respecting others’ beliefs is always the proper …