9 AM train on a Sunday

How stupid do you have to be to hit your girlfriend in public, on a train, at 9 AM on a Sunday morning? Before we get into the ten thousand reasons that public assault, with 25 witnesses, might not be the best option for your future, let’s just say WTF DON’T HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. This is 2010, not the year zero, and the last time I checked we had evolved beyond the brain capacity of a Neanderthal. Next time you get mad, act like a man, take a deep breath, and keep your hands to yourself. Otherwise, don’t be surprised when New York’s Finest cuff your ass when you step of the train